Today be National Talk Like A Pirate Day.

If I don't see any of ye landlubbers talkin' like salty seadogs, I'm makin' ye walk the plank!

Me fav'rite time of the year alongside Christmas and me own birthday.

I would 'ave a bottle of rum to mark the occasion but I reckon there's a massive difference between talking like a pirate and acting like one, savvy?